The Great Fire of 07/05/2024

This was a day that would go down in Unc history.

At around 12 PM, while Logan played Skate 3, Action Mason noticed a large fire arising on the porch of the cabin. This was completely uncexpected.

The Uncs sprang into action. Mason yelled for the entire team and they responded. Four lokos were immediately poured onto the fire, extinguishing it briefly while Zach and Max filled a tub with water, which they would douse the flames with.

After these flames were extinguished, a seemingly random SECOND fire was lit outside. There are many different beliefs as to where this second fire arose from, ranging from embers to cultists. Luke still denies the second fire.